I pinched a nerve in my back. Which, if you’ve never done so, is one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had the “pleasure”
I grew up in a bar. I don’t say this to shock you; I say this because it’s true. And it’s not a bad thing.
I never PLANNED to get an Elf on the Shelf. In fact, the first I ever heard of the damn thing was when a co-worker
And by cautionary tale, obviously, I mean shit I already did. And probably shouldn’t have done. Because holy fuck, I’m feelin’ it today. And yesterday.