Things I did when I was seventeen
Show of hands: Who drank beer in high school? Anyone do it so much that they needed to mention it 30 times in a job
Tag: drinking
Drunk Chrissy is a Motherfucking Genius
It is last night, right now. By that I mean, I am typing this and it is Monday night. November 30. Not today. Today is
I Drove Drunk and Got Pulled Over by a Cop
I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life. Don’t let that be confused with regrets. I regret nothing. Everything that I’ve done has
I Got So Drunk, I Swallowed Live Goldfish
When you’re in college, you’ll do anything to be one of the bad asses who can drink like a fish. I think I got that
Things You Shouldn’t Do When the Side Effects of Your Meds Include Anxiety
I pinched a nerve in my back. Which, if you’ve never done so, is one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had the “pleasure”
I’d Like to Raise My Glass to My Parents for Being Hilarious
I grew up in a bar. I don’t say this to shock you; I say this because it’s true. And it’s not a bad thing.
How to Make Your Boyfriend Hate You
If you’re new around here, you may want to start The Grown Up Story from the beginning. But you may not, and that’s okay too.
How to Drunk Yoga in 12 Easy Steps
So you know how sometimes I do things so you don’t have to? This is one of those times. So please. Kids. Don’t try this
New Year’s Resolutions…You’re Doing Them Wrong
Show of hands, Blog Friends… Who’s making a New Year’s Resolution this year? I’ll bet it’s related to weight, money, happiness, or education…amiright? Fuck that
Martini Glasses Are Fucking Useless
I have a martini glass collection. It started as a joke in my early twenties, after I broke every single martini glass at the bar
Ladies and Gentleman, Meet Dark & Twisty Meredelf Grey, Our Elf on the Shelf
I never PLANNED to get an Elf on the Shelf. In fact, the first I ever heard of the damn thing was when a co-worker
Things NOT to do When Spring Daylight Savings Time Hits. A Cautionary Tale.
And by cautionary tale, obviously, I mean shit I already did. And probably shouldn’t have done. Because holy fuck, I’m feelin’ it today. And yesterday.
