That One Time I Had a Concave Nipple and Why I Hate Being Knocked Out
Warning: Contains a story about serious pain (and boobs). If you get squeamish when reading about pain (or boobs), this is not recommended. When you’re
Month: September 2014
A Closet Full of Clothes…But Where Are Brian’s Clothes?
As my closet fills with fall clothes, I started thinking about my wardrobe vs. Brian’s wardrobe. When we moved into Brian’s dad’s house, putting most
Tell Me Your Password And No One Gets Hurt…
The following story about password security is true and real and SCARY. So listen up. Don’t do what I did. While we’re here, I figured
Knock Knock Jokes, Domestic Abuse, and Cheese Porn: How You Found Me
Well, kids…it looks like it’s about time for another rousing episode of “What Ridiculous Search Terms Brought Your Crazy Asses Here.” As an SEO in
Living Proof That I Don’t Have to Wash My Hair Every Day
I participated in an Influencer Activation on behalf of Mom Central Consulting for Living Proof. I received free products to facilitate my review and to thank me
Wine-Paired Dinner at Seared Petaluma
I’ve been dreaming of wine and cheese lately. I’m not sure why, since I happen to have a pretty decent stockpile of both wine and
Why You Should Never Lie: A Cautionary Tale
A few months ago, I was returning a pair of shoes that I had bought on a whim. I knew that the return policy was
My Brother’s Menagerie: In Which my Little Brother Flexes his Creative Muscles (and Something About Pets that aren’t Dogs or Cats)
My brother is a crafty, creative genius. Long before Etsy was a thing, my brother was hand-making jewelry, whipping up delicious creations in the kitchen
Something Looks Different…Did You Change Your Nails?
Good morning, blog friends! You may have noticed a little something new around here…perhaps a few little aesthetic changes… You’re probably asking yourself, Hey Chrissy,
Londonberry Lane
My mom wrote this story 13 years ago. It was published in local newspapers and came quite close to being published in Chicken Soup for
Get Where You’re Getting With Curb
I participated in an Influencer Activation on behalf of Mom Central Consulting for Curb. I received a promotional code to facilitate my review and a promotional
I’m Like a Word Magician
So, you already know that I’m a word ninja and a grammar Nazi. But did you also know that I’m a word magician? Last week,
