
I just want to be perfect
Yesterday was my birthday. All my life, birthdays have been filled with anxiety and a little bit of disappointment. Partially because of my Clark Griswoldian
Yesterday was my birthday. All my life, birthdays have been filled with anxiety and a little bit of disappointment. Partially because of my Clark Griswoldian
Sometimes, it amazes me, the beauty that surrounds us. A few weeks ago, Brian and I took a stroll down the Fox River in Geneva,
One time, I convinced one of my best friends to dress up as Harry Potter and go to a costume party with me. It was
After last night’s engagement photo shoot, I realized to my great dismay that I am not a photographer. I know this may surprise you, what
Did you know today is National Siblings Day? A mere week after my little brother’s 32nd birthday (it’s currently the very brief two months in which
I’ve only been snapping since 2014-ish. And in that time, I’ve managed to capture my essence. Of course, I’m well aware of the inane selfies
I picture a lot of crazy thoughts during the course of my day. These thought cause some serious anxiety. But I figure, maybe if I
I’m getting old a helluva lot faster than I thought I would. Remember the old commercials for the Life Alert? Help! I’ve fallen, and I
When our air conditioner broke, we had to turn the air off for a few hours. It happened to be one of the hottest, most humid
If Groundhog Day were a never-ending loop, I’d make damn sure I learned a few things before I tried to drive Punxatawny Phil and myself
For pretty much my whole life, I’ve ignored warning labels. I’m completely accident prone and have been known to injure myself in the most bizarre
Guys, you’re not going to believe this (well…yes you will…), but I hurt my back again. And this time, it was much less exciting than
I think. I mean, I’m a little bit of a hypochondriac, but I’m pretty sure that my inability to speak like a normal Chrissy, let
Well, December has sure as fuck been one hell of a ride. The first week of December saw me in a new role at a
They took away my mirrors My narcissism knows no bounds, and when the lobby renovation of my building was finished, there were no more mirrors