You May Now Address Me as “Master”
Well, December has sure as fuck been one hell of a ride. The first week of December saw me in a new role at a
Category: The College Years
What Can You Do With an English Degree?
Whilst shopping at Carson Pirie Scott, I observed (eavesdropped) a couple of ladies who had run into each other randomly. I listened as they played
I Got So Drunk, I Swallowed Live Goldfish
When you’re in college, you’ll do anything to be one of the bad asses who can drink like a fish. I think I got that
Because YOU Asked For It: The Fan Pants
I was having a little bit of writer’s block this morning…so I posed the question to my pals in the social media world…what the hell
Confession Friday: Things I Did in College…
Ahh… not just things I did in college; but things I did in college that I STILL do today. Don’t judge me. In fact, I
Katie’s Guest Post: Like a Word Ninja
All Chrissy commentary has been, as promised, printed in a separate color so as to differentiate from guest post writing. Enjoy. Hello Chrissy’s Readers, This
Cheers to the Forest Fire
I promise I’m not really an asshole. I have a point. (Hey Mom, let Dad read this one. Also, don’t cry. It’s awesome to have
A Bookworm’s Guide to Slackerdom
Mom, you may not want to read this… Confession Friday: I have a degree in English from an excellent university…but I never once read an
I kissed a girl
Sometimes, college girls who are not interested in dating women kiss other college girls. In my experience, it was because we were drunk and looking
You’re Not a Badass Unless…
You’re not a badass unless… You can do a shot of vodka chased with a saltine chaser. You’re not a badass unless… You can
Which One Was He?
In order to make forthcoming blogs make a little more sense, I thought it important to explain the history of the ridiculous nicknames that boys
I’m Not Crazy; I’m Hungry
A bout of insomnia last weekend made me think of this story. During the second semester of our sophomore year of college, Penny and I
