The Waiting is the Hardest Part
Last week, I offered you some wise dating advice. I left The Grown Up hanging while I meandered off to a late breakfast. I just
Month: April 2015
3 Ways to Maintain Hardwood Floors Without Wasting an Entire Day
When we moved into our house, we both really wanted hardwood floors. The entire house is mostly covered in carpet, which is an allergic-to-everything couple’s
I’m Loving the Selection of Bad Horror Movies on Netflix
Last week, I was at a party, scarfing queso like it was my last meal on earth, when the conversation turned to B horror movies
Dating Advice: How to Flirt Your Way to a Maybe Definitely
I may not be married (coughyetcoughBRIAN*), but I like to think that I was really good sometimes, sort of okay at dating. Which makes me an
And This is How Many Times I Injured Myself This Weekend…
On Saturday morning, I attempted to finish clearing the dead crap from my heavily landscaped yard, a task I had begun upon arriving home the
When it Sometimes Sucks to be a Waitress
After I was invited to Ireland by a couple of strangers and went all internet-stalker boy crazy, I may have fucked everything up with the handsome
Please. Don’t Walk and Smoke at the Same Time
I grew up in the house of smoke. The fact that I came out of it without smoking is actually kind of bizarre. When I
3 Backstabbing Games You Need to Play
Today is a glorious day my friends! It’s International Tabletop Day! Brian and I shall celebrate by gathering with some of our board gaming buddies
Desperately Seeking Something: How to Fuck Everything Up
After I met two cool guys at the bar at which I was working and stalked the shit out of the handsome one, I went
Jerry the Mouse
A few years ago, my best friend, Mark (you know, the one whose car I stole?), was forced to spend a great deal of time
When I like like someone, I internet stalk them
As we began our story last week, I met a couple of dudes in a bar and they invited me on a trip to Ireland.
Hey Nicholas Cage, Quit Watching Me Pee
In my office, the bathroom is an interesting space. I’ve been with my company for over two years, and last month, they replaced lights I