I hear there’s another Polar Vortex thing happenng in the Chi. Fuck that. I’m on vacation until further notice. Or this weekend. One of those.
And by Uncle Murphy, I mean the writer of Murphy’s Law. The bastard. So yesterday, I started the morning with my usual dash to the
This post was sponsored by the fine folks at Grammarly. They may have compensated me to write this post, but I also paid for the
In case you didn’t know this about me…I make up songs. Like a child. You know how little kids take a tune they know and
Okay. Maybe I’m alone in this. Maybe I’m like…the worst girl ever. I mean, I don’t typically wear makeup. I think yoga pants are
Okay, so what the hell is this nonsense about a Velveeta shortage? Seriously. Let me tell you a little something about Velveeta. That shit is
It’s cold as fuck outside right now, Blog Friends…if you’re anywhere in the United States (except for you warm assholes on the west coast and
The Friday before Christmas was my last day in the office. I worked from home for 5 days (Christmas and New Year’s Day were holidays