January 2014 Archives

Hey Bloggy Friends! I’m still in sunny Florida. Don’t miss me too much. I wanted to pop in really quick to give a sneak peek

I hear there’s another Polar Vortex thing happenng in the Chi. Fuck that. I’m on vacation until further notice. Or this weekend. One of those.

And by Uncle Murphy, I mean the writer of Murphy’s Law. The bastard. So yesterday, I started the morning with my usual dash to the

This post was sponsored by the fine folks at Grammarly. They may have compensated me to write this post, but I also paid for the

In case you didn’t know this about me…I make up songs. Like a child. You know how little kids take a tune they know and

So I wrote a song to commemorate my very sad day. Usually, I would postpone this shit as long as humanly possible, but I want

For the record, y’all…this post is brought to you by the tasty treats that are Gorton’s Seafood. Just because Brian doesn’t eat fishies doesn’t mean

Okay. Maybe I’m alone in this. Maybe I’m like…the worst girl ever. I mean, I don’t typically wear makeup. I think yoga pants are

Okay, so what the hell is this nonsense about a Velveeta shortage? Seriously. Let me tell you a little something about Velveeta. That shit is

I know that it’s time to schedule an appointment with my colorist when my gray hairs start sticking up and the roots are almost two

It’s cold as fuck outside right now, Blog Friends…if you’re anywhere in the United States (except for you warm assholes on the west coast and

The Friday before Christmas was my last day in the office. I worked from home for 5 days (Christmas and New Year’s Day were holidays

Month: January 2014