Gonna take some time to do the things we never have
Last August, I discovered I was losing something. No. I had lost something. I didn’t realize the extent to which it was missing, but I
Tag: work
You May Now Address Me as “Master”
Well, December has sure as fuck been one hell of a ride. The first week of December saw me in a new role at a
Completely Legitimate Reasons I Could Have Quit My Job
They took away my mirrors My narcissism knows no bounds, and when the lobby renovation of my building was finished, there were no more mirrors
What Can You Do With an English Degree?
Whilst shopping at Carson Pirie Scott, I observed (eavesdropped) a couple of ladies who had run into each other randomly. I listened as they played
Who Needs Big Brother When I’m Listening to Your Conversations?
I realize that I’m a total creeper. To be fair, you guys asked for more of these…so if you’re weirded out, you’ve only got yourself
Unemployment is a lot like Being Single
Several years ago, I spent about six months unemployed. Collecting unemployment from the state of Illinois is something of a joke, in my opinion. I
Please. Don’t Walk and Smoke at the Same Time
I grew up in the house of smoke. The fact that I came out of it without smoking is actually kind of bizarre. When I
Activities That Don’t Involve Booze That Make Valentine’s Day at Work Fun
Cheese tasting lessons (obviously my contribution to the team) Candy necklace eating contest (also my contribution to the team) Chocolate Roulette (also me) Star Wars
Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night! Also, the Best Secret Santa Stuff on the Planet.
Merry Christmas Blog Friends! I hope that Santa brought you everything you hoped for this year. Santa (AKA me) wrapped up extra just in case
The Importance of Learning to Say “No”
I have always been a “yes” girl. I feel guilty saying, “no.” I feel guilty saying, “no,” so I say, “yes.” And then I find
It’s Friday, I’m in LOVE
OK, it’s everyday I’m in love…with cheese. I mean Brian. I mean…both. Details aside. It’s FRIDAY. FINALLY. Why am I more excited that it’s Friday
I Got Bullied by the Intern
OK, so my plan has always been to keep my workplace shenanegins off the blog. You know, separate church and state. Except that I just