High-maintenance birthday princess
Guys, it’s May 1st. Which means several things, but mostly, to me, it means the month of my birth. I am finally 100% owning the
Tag: Birthday
I just want to be perfect
Yesterday was my birthday. All my life, birthdays have been filled with anxiety and a little bit of disappointment. Partially because of my Clark Griswoldian
This is what I get for showing off like an asshole
Saturday was my birthday. It was also my bloggiversary (insert celebratory birthday and ‘versary music here to commemorate the anniversary of my 29th birthday and
I Fit Inside a Box and Other Weight Loss Related Updates
What would you do with a large, empty cardboard box?
Birthday anxiety
Good morning Blog Friends! My birthday is exactly one week away. And I get serious birthday anxiety. I don’t know if that’s a thing or
Every Two Seconds Someone Punches Someone Else in the Arm-And That’s Why We Can’t Have Nice Things…or World Peace
A conversation Brian and I had this morning had me in tears I was laughing so hard. I had every intention of getting on the
525,600 minutes. It’s my bloggiversary golden birthday!
I woke up at 5:30 this morning. On 5/30. My 30th birthday. My golden birthday. And my bloggiversary. Almost 530,000 minutes of my life have
I was born on Memorial Day
I wanted to tell you the story of my birth, but even my near idydic memory isn’t that good. So I enlisted the help of
No Really, I’m Going to be 30…And I Need Your Help.
So I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this or not…but I’m going to be 30. In one week. After my golden birthday comes and goes,
30 Things Before Thirty: Looking Back
I’m. Going. To. Be. 30. Soon. I never created a 30 before 30 list. But you know what? I’ve done a lot of cool shit
I Turned 23? Are You Sure?
My 23rd birthday was kind of a blur. And by that, I mean that I drank myself into a stupor long before my party started.
This One Goes Out to the Chubby Girls
Pushing 30 Can you write a memoir before age 30? Hell yes, you can. Especially when it sure as hell beats staring in the mirror