Making an Impression on the Garbage Man
Being at home this week has been…interesting. I’ve been working hard on finishing stuff up for school and run a couple of obligatory errands, but
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I Was Working as a Waitress in a Cocktail Bar…That Much is True
Once upon a time, many years ago, there was a girl who waited tables at an Irish bar where people were mostly dicks. She also
Random Food Staples Always in our Kitchen
Normal people have a regular supply of certain foods always in stock. You know, things like mustard, ketchup, chicken breasts, American or cheddar cheese, pickles,
Insert Doctor Evil Voice Here: I Could Be Worth One MILLION Dollars
About a month ago, I received an e-mail from some dude asking if I would ever consider selling my website. I thought to myself, Self,
I Think I Know Those Clowns…Not the Rodeo Clowns Though…
Last night, Brian and I joined a couple of our friends for an evening of Haunted Housing. Our friend who organized the trip usually prefers
Knock Knock Jokes, Domestic Abuse, and Cheese Porn: How You Found Me
Well, kids…it looks like it’s about time for another rousing episode of “What Ridiculous Search Terms Brought Your Crazy Asses Here.” As an SEO in
I Didn’t Even Go to Lollapalooza, but Still got to Encounter the Crazies
If you follow me on the media that is very social, you probably know that last weekend, some of our friends decided we should lock