Sometimes I Think About Lighting my Hair on Fire
I picture a lot of crazy thoughts during the course of my day. These thought cause some serious anxiety. But I figure, maybe if I
Tag: driving
I Drove Drunk and Got Pulled Over by a Cop
I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life. Don’t let that be confused with regrets. I regret nothing. Everything that I’ve done has
That One Time I Stole my Best Friend’s Car
Where do I begin? I guess I’ll start at the beginning…with the float trip. When I was a noob adult, fresh out of college, I
Remind Me NEVER to Tell You I’m Not Funny Again.
So you remember last week, when I told you guys reasons I wasn’t funny? I thought I was having a bad week, because nothing eventful
When in Doubt, Ask for Help and DON’T Back Out of the Parking Garage
So, you may have noticed that I’ve been slacking on the awesome recently. I mean…I shared an e-mail from my boyfriend, a ridiculous picture of
Strange Thoughts I Think Regularly
I think all the time. In fact, I think a lot of stupid shit, pretty regularly. Whether I’m thinking weird stuff in yoga class, considering
It’s Not Easy Being a Flake
Sorry about last week kids, our internet was down (so basically it felt like losing an arm or something) so I couldn’t get online to
Speeding Excuses
I heard on the radio that the excuse most frequently used by speeders is: “I have to go to the bathroom.” I’ve used that one…sort
Car Trouble
My first car was a 1994 Ford Explorer called Melba Toast. My second car was a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire. Sometimes, I would forget that I
The One that Nobody Knew About
Four moving violations in almost as many months… Two speeding tickets. Two accidents. One attorney. One court date scheduled for January. And a partridge in
