Where do I begin?
I guess I’ll start at the beginning…with the float trip. When I was a noob adult, fresh out of college, I would spend a long weekend in the summer with a large group of country boys from Central Illinois and college friends. It started small with about 15 people, but by my last year, it was up in the high 40s. We’d caravan down from Chicago to Missouri in a snowball fashion, picking up more cars along the way.
We had walkie talkie communication between cars, as this was before the days when everyone had a reliable cell phone with unlimited mobile to mobile talk time, back when roaming was expensive and people could go off the grid for whole weekends without Facebook or MySpace or whatever it was that we used. Nobody went into withdrawal or anything either. It was nice. And entertaining. We’d pass each other on the road and make commentary on the other cars/people we were passing.
We’d drink, camp, drink, eat, drink, swim in the river, drink in the river, float down the river, drink on the rafts that float down the river…and so on and so forth listening to country music all weekend long. Basically, we spent an entire weekend hammered, eating breakfasts of Beerios (Cheerios in beer when milk was scarce) and lunches of Pringles and jello shots.
One such float trip, I convinced my dear friend Mark (name changed to protect the innocent) to come along. Little did I know, he hated camping. Drinking, he loved, but when the opportunity to sleep in a bed jumped at him after night one, he was all, PEACE OUT BITCHES.
His best buddy from high school lived close to our campsite and he spent half the weekend with him. Which would have been fine if he returned to the campsite before everyone else had left.
One of my girlfriends and I had ridden down with him from Chicago and on Sunday morning, as everyone else packed up their stuff and rolled out of town, we sat there. Waiting for Mark. The last man standing, the guy who organized the trip stuck around with us for a while longer, waiting for Mark’s imminent return…but it wasn’t happening. We tried to call him, but the campsite was getting zero reception for our phones. The other guy was ready to leave. And we were two twenty-something girls in the middle of Missouri. This was a bad horror movie waiting to happen.
So we did the only logical thing we could think to do. We got into Mark’s car and started driving. The plan was to go somewhere with phone reception (and people in a public place), call Mark and wait.
Except that Mark was driving past us with his friend and kind of freaked out when he say his car.
There was some serious yelling. On both sides. I was clearly pissed that he would leave me stranded in the middle of nowhere, and he was pissed that I “stole his car.” I mean, to be perfectly honest, I can’t blame him. My driving record at the time wasn’t the greatest…To say that the 6 hour ride home was stilted and awkward was an understatement. Sometimes, I wonder how he still loves me. But the best kind of friends forgive, I guess.
It all just sounds like a misunderstanding … I mean he had to have known he stranded you all!
It was definitely a misunderstanding…but we were both definitely not happy with each other!
Oh my word. I’m really relieved to have read this article. I saw the title and was half expecting to hear you’d stolen MY car in college and I was none the wiser!
Not going to lie…That would have made an AWESOME story. But alas. I didn’t even like wipe my ass on your towel or anything. I was a good roommate. Except that one time I broke the window.
Nope. I would have feared the wrath of your daughter too much.
Well, I seem to be the only one here that finds this humorous.. I would’ve been laughing my ass off if I passed him, AND, hey, he didn’t come back for you and you could have very well been a teen horror movie waiting to happen down there in the land of “Deliverance!” I think you being pissed would have been justified, he on the other hand shoulda’ came back. I hope you both laugh about it now.
I’m so glad you’re laughing! I thought it was a fun story. At the time, not so fun, but looking back…pretty hysterical.
Truth is my reaction would have been had I been a woman and in that kind of situation, I would have felt quite justified and probably flipped him off when he caught up with his car. He was acting like a jerk, plain and simple. But then again, you might have spent some time in the local jail.
Local jails are not my desired place to spend time after a weekend getaway!
Hope you have a terrific Labor Day weekend! Enjoy and have some fun. Sorry I have not been around in a while as I have had some family matters to attend to recently.
Back at you! Hope all is well with you and your fam, my friend!