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You guys. I’m a little concerned. With my pending nuptials coming up faster than I can say September 16, I’m starting to realize that this

I have a martini glass collection. It started as a joke in my early twenties, after I broke every single martini glass at the bar

Driving along the coast, just north or south of San Francisco is terrifying and breathtaking in the same moment. The varying drops off the side

So…I wanted to make a video reenacting the interview with Dr. McDreamy, as performed by Brian…but he said no. Or I didn’t ask him and

And by Uncle Murphy, I mean the writer of Murphy’s Law. The bastard. So yesterday, I started the morning with my usual dash to the

So yesterday, I was racing to the train (speed walking, not running, mind you) and as per my usual, I was preoccupied with something other

And guys…I didn’t spontaneously combust. We went to the gym last night. After paying for a membership for several months and going less than once

Obviously. If you’ve been here more than once, you’ve probably read one of my tales in which I’ve fallen down. Maybe it was that one

As I sit here with a cut on my right hand from God only knows what this afternoon, a gash on my left ring finger