If I’m Not Running Into Poles, I Trip Over Invisible Wires
September 12, 2013
The thing about working in the city and doing the whole commuter thing, is that when we want to go out after work, we become
Tag: accident prone
How I Almost Died During My Daily Commute. Or How I Was Attacked By Another Inanimate Object.
August 22, 2013
So yesterday, I was racing to the train (speed walking, not running, mind you) and as per my usual, I was preoccupied with something other
Monday Memories: Because Polish Girls Have Some Crazy Arm Hair…
March 18, 2013
Today, thanks to Lily from It’s a Dome Life, our Monday Memory is all about Beauty Gone Painful. I’ve already told you about that one
Monday Memories: I Injure Myself More Than Anyone I Know
February 4, 2013
Obviously. If you’ve been here more than once, you’ve probably read one of my tales in which I’ve fallen down. Maybe it was that one
Monday Memories: Vacation? Or Hell? But James Van Der Beek was there!
January 21, 2013
Everyone’s got at least one “vacation” that wasn’t a vacation at all. I, of course, have several. My mom probably thinks that I’m going to
Monday Memories: Embarrassing Moments
January 14, 2013
I’ve decided to start making the Monday Memories topical, so that anyone who participates with me has some direction for their posts. The goal, remember,
Hematoma, My Ass
December 4, 2012
I had intended to tell you about Second Thanksgiving, you know…on Thanksgiving…but then I got really mad at the stores that were opening up too
How I Sprained My Knee 3 Times in One Semester AKA The Fucking Strawberry
November 30, 2012
Confession Friday: I sprained my knee…slipping on a strawberry. “A what?!” You may be asking yourself…and yes, I said a strawberry. If you aren’t caught
Falling on black ice in a back alley isn’t exactly my idea of a great night
November 29, 2012
If you aren’t caught up, go ahead and read about the original knee sprain when I made the mistake of going skiing without health insurance.
