Monday Memories: Because Polish Girls Have Some Crazy Arm Hair…
Today, thanks to Lily from It’s a Dome Life, our Monday Memory is all about Beauty Gone Painful. I’ve already told you about that one
Tag: accident prone
Monday Memories: I Injure Myself More Than Anyone I Know
Obviously. If you’ve been here more than once, you’ve probably read one of my tales in which I’ve fallen down. Maybe it was that one
Monday Memories: Vacation? Or Hell? But James Van Der Beek was there!
Everyone’s got at least one “vacation” that wasn’t a vacation at all. I, of course, have several. My mom probably thinks that I’m going to
Monday Memories: Embarrassing Moments
I’ve decided to start making the Monday Memories topical, so that anyone who participates with me has some direction for their posts. The goal, remember,
Hematoma, My Ass
I had intended to tell you about Second Thanksgiving, you know…on Thanksgiving…but then I got really mad at the stores that were opening up too
How I Sprained My Knee 3 Times in One Semester AKA The Fucking Strawberry
Confession Friday: I sprained my knee…slipping on a strawberry. “A what?!” You may be asking yourself…and yes, I said a strawberry. If you aren’t caught
Falling on black ice in a back alley isn’t exactly my idea of a great night
If you aren’t caught up, go ahead and read about the original knee sprain when I made the mistake of going skiing without health insurance.
This is Why I Don’t Ski Anymore
When I was in 7th grade, my church had a ski trip for all of the junior high kids. So I packed up some of
I Make a Terrible Housewife
When I was 12, my mom was diagnosed with Hepatitis C after years of poor liver counts and ignorant doctors who told my mother (who
The 1996 Olympics and the Evil Vault
The Olympics have always been my thing. 4 months ago, I told my boyfriend and roommate that we would have two weeks of non-stop sports
Accident Prone
As I sit here with a cut on my right hand from God only knows what this afternoon, a gash on my left ring finger
