Damsel in distress…in the bathroom
The other day, after my class at The Second City, I decided to head straight home instead of sticking around for bonus Second City joy
The other day, after my class at The Second City, I decided to head straight home instead of sticking around for bonus Second City joy
This past weekend, I had the opportunity to take my pal Cletus over to a McDonald’s near-ish me in Downers Grove. We used to live
Guys. I’m totally off my game here. McDonald’s pulled a 360 and started Monopoly THREE FUCKING MONTHS EARLY. Bastards. I know. I know. You’re all
I don’t always eat McDonald’s, but when I do, it’s from September through March. When they have a sweet promotion. Or when I’m hungover. No,