You May Now Address Me as “Master”
Well, December has sure as fuck been one hell of a ride. The first week of December saw me in a new role at a
Month: December 2015
The Hostess’ Guide to the Holiday Madness
Little-known fact: June Cleaver, Martha Stewart, and I swap notes. I may be a terrible housewife, but I’m a master of feeding people and throwing
Worth the Wait: The End of an Era
It’s been five months since I last wrote about The Handsome Grown Up that you came to know and love this spring. If you don’t
Completely Legitimate Reasons I Could Have Quit My Job
They took away my mirrors My narcissism knows no bounds, and when the lobby renovation of my building was finished, there were no more mirrors
Quirky, Useful and Fun Gift Options for Everyone on Your List
I love giving gifts. Wrapping gifts in my super messy holiday workshop. Making it completely impossible to detect the contents of a package. The joy
How to Bake the Perfect Cookies
It’s National Cookie Day, you guys. Do you know what that means? Fresh-baked, melty-chocolatey, delicious cookies should get in your belly. Immediately. This post is
Drunk Chrissy is a Motherfucking Genius
It is last night, right now. By that I mean, I am typing this and it is Monday night. November 30. Not today. Today is
