The only time my thumb is green is when I spill something on it
I do not have a green thumb. I seriously kill everything. With the rare exception of Bridget II, the schefflera I’ve been growing since college.
Tag: plants
In Honor of World Naked Gardening Day…
For those of you who are naively unaware, today (the first Saturday of May) is World Naked Gardening Day. (Warning, the following link is NSFW
And This is How Many Times I Injured Myself This Weekend…
On Saturday morning, I attempted to finish clearing the dead crap from my heavily landscaped yard, a task I had begun upon arriving home the