Sometimes I Think About Lighting my Hair on Fire
I picture a lot of crazy thoughts during the course of my day. These thought cause some serious anxiety. But I figure, maybe if I
Tag: falling
How to Dress for a Trip to Urgent Care…
I’m getting old a helluva lot faster than I thought I would. Remember the old commercials for the Life Alert? Help! I’ve fallen, and I
I Got Bullied by the Intern
OK, so my plan has always been to keep my workplace shenanegins off the blog. You know, separate church and state. Except that I just
Monday Memories: I Injure Myself More Than Anyone I Know
Obviously. If you’ve been here more than once, you’ve probably read one of my tales in which I’ve fallen down. Maybe it was that one
Monday Memories: Vacation? Or Hell? But James Van Der Beek was there!
Everyone’s got at least one “vacation” that wasn’t a vacation at all. I, of course, have several. My mom probably thinks that I’m going to
Monday Memories: Embarrassing Moments
I’ve decided to start making the Monday Memories topical, so that anyone who participates with me has some direction for their posts. The goal, remember,
Hematoma, My Ass
I had intended to tell you about Second Thanksgiving, you know…on Thanksgiving…but then I got really mad at the stores that were opening up too
