Going to the Gym is Like an Atheist Stepping into Church
And guys…I didn’t spontaneously combust. We went to the gym last night. After paying for a membership for several months and going less than once
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It’s Not a Resolution Because I Said So.
I don’t make New Year’s Resolutions. But I do make plans. I have BIG fucking plans this year, kids. Big ones. Huge. Rock-my-world-massive freakin’ plans.
Sometimes I Cry
Last night I had a major meltdown. Major. Meltdown. I bawled my eyes out for an eternity. I still have some wicked puff surrounding my
Glamour Shots
Confession Friday: Yes, this happened. As promised, more ridiculously embarrassing photos are provided in this post. When my cousin, Rachel, and I were 7 and
The Wii Fit and Mii
I first befriended the Wii fit 1,117 days ago. It was my then-boyfriend, The Bartender’s Wii Fit. (Funny–I had a Wii, and he had a
I’m Not Crazy; I’m Hungry
A bout of insomnia last weekend made me think of this story. During the second semester of our sophomore year of college, Penny and I
Come On Everybody Let’s Mousercise!
If you’re anything at all like me, you aren’t really big into exercising. I’ve recently come into a really great gym that gives me the
Pride and Prejudice – Love, Heart, Love
I’ve always been an avid reader. I read my first classic novel (Little Women) in the fourth grade and haven’t stopped since. Having just finished
The Bald Elephant
When I was in the fourth grade I did something unbelievably stupid. One of those things that you sit there for hours looking back on
A Middle School Misfit
When I was a socially awkward eleven-year-old misfit, I had two friends. My BFF since kindergarten, was significantly more popular than me, and adjusting well to
This One Goes Out to the Chubby Girls
Pushing 30 Can you write a memoir before age 30? Hell yes, you can. Especially when it sure as hell beats staring in the mirror
