You guys. This weekend I stumbled across an amazing hair hack. And then I skeptically tried it. And it flippin’ rocked.
If you remember back in the spring, I chopped the fuck out of my hair. It was all bobby and kind of adorable, but pretty much the shortest my hair has ever been (aside from an unfortunate incident in high school prior to my senior photos). So it’s growing like a weed, but still not quite long enough for a perfect ponytail. I always have a few stray hairs falling down (especially from the cowlick at the base of my hairline).
When I saw this little trick, I thought to myself, yeah. Right. Like that’s going to work.
But to my complete surprise on Monday morning (almost as complete a surprise as me waking up at 7 am and having 10 minutes to make myself presentable and get my ass to the car), it worked. Quickly. Which was great because I didn’t have time to shower (whoops!), and the dry shampoo I ordered hadn’t arrived yet.
All you have to do is pull a decent chunk of hair into a half ponytail at the crown of your head (as neat or messy as you like – I certainly wouldn’t judge). Then, clipping the pony away from your head (and really, who am I kidding? I just pushed that shit out of my way with one hand), pull the remaining hair into a second ponytail an inch or two below the higher pony.
You REALLY can’t tell the voodoo magic below the higher ponytail. I made my ponytail look longer and fancier (well, okay, not so much fancier).
In the car, I asked Brian if he could see the second ponytail, and he had no idea what I was talking about. He gave me that, is this one of your loony toons morning discussions again, CHRISSY? Because I’m not getting trapped into talking about your hair…again, looks.
So I showed him what I meant and his response was, “Weird.”
I figured I’d take it to an expert and asked my coworker/cube buddy when I got into work.
“Do you like my ponytail?” (Thankfully, the lovely buddy that sits next to me doesn’t think I’m crazy and accepts that I ask random questions on a daily and sometimes hourly basis.)
“Did you get extensions? It looks longer.”
And THAT, my friends, is what we call a sweet little success.
What do you do to speed up your morning process? What hair hacks do you have? Do you think this would work for your hair?