Cheese tasting lessons (obviously my contribution to the team)

I explained the art of letting cheese sit to room temperature before consumption to enhance the flavor profile. Basically, I made them eat cheese twice. Once, when it was cold, and again when it had warmed to room temp. Because I’m fucking awesome.
Candy necklace eating contest (also my contribution to the team)
Chocolate Roulette (also me)
Star Wars light saber battles thanks to glowy light sabers in our valentines!
Who can make their boyfriends feel the worst after receiving floral love from the office Cassonova?
Guess who keeps leaving the secret Valentine messages?
How to divide 8 chocolate covered strawberries by 10 people

One co-worker brought in delicious chocolate covered strawberries to share…but some of us wanted to eat more than others! Om nom nom.