Peace Out, My Bitches…This Girl’s Headed South for the Next Polar Vortex.
I hear there’s another Polar Vortex thing happenng in the Chi. Fuck that. I’m on vacation until further notice. Or this weekend. One of those.
Tag: beach vacation
I Get Drunk and Hug Inanimate Dolphins in Tuxedoes and Other Sordid Tales
The Dolphin For some reason, there are random dolphin statues all over Marco Island. Last year, I got drunk on fruity cocktails, and hugged this
Wordless Wednesday: If You’re Wondering Where I Am…It’s Here.
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