Dear Chrissy’s Readers,
This is Katie from Words for Worms. Chrissy isn’t here writing today. She and Brian have suffered a terrible blow. Brian’s mom, who had been battling cancer for the past 7 months, passed away early Saturday morning.
My first instinct when someone loses a loved one is to find out if there’s anything I can do to help. The impotence of the situation is maddening. My friends are hurting and there’s not a damn thing I can do to fix it. So, when Chrissy asked for a guest post, I jumped at the chance. She said that she and Brian want to laugh, and I freaking love these guys, so I’m going to give it a shot. So. Here goes nothing…
I’m pretty sure the 11th commandment is “Feed The Grieving.” This is a universal cultural phenomenon. Seriously y’all. I think cavemen dropped off a nice Wooly Mammoth hot dish to the neighboring cave in times of mourning. People empathize, but they also realize (if they’re smart) that all their words of comfort won’t make the loss any easier. Thus? They feed. When local friends lose someone, I bust out my tried and true chocolate chip cake. Sometimes a pot of chili. I don’t even like cooking, but THAT’S WHAT YOU DO. You feed people! You know what sucks? I’m currently too far away to feed Chrissy and Brian! (Although, they’re probably thankful for that, because they’re foodies and I’m a doctored up cake mix kind of girl…)
After sitting through the tri-fecta of sad funeral songs, sometimes you just NEED chocolate cake. In my experience, the songs that are indelibly linked with funerals are “How Great Thou Art,” “On Eagle’s Wings,” and “Amazing Grace.” In fact, my husband’s aunt once told me that she wanted “How Great Thou Art” played at her funeral because (and this is a direct quote) “It’ll make people cry even if they didn’t like me.” (She’s one feisty broad.) The thing is, even if I swear off these songs for my own funeral (which I fully intend to plan because I don’t want anyone else to have to deal with that) I couldn’t use songs I love- it would ruin those songs for people! I’ve decided that I’m going to have songs I hate at my funeral, so that everyone else will hate them too. Celine Dion’s greatest hits shall play. Everyone’s hearts will go on, and nobody’s favorite songs will be sullied by sad funerary memories…
I’m terrible at funerals. Even if the deceased aren’t my loved ones, I see a single grieving family member and melt into a puddle. It’s hard enough when you lose someone in their 80s, but losing someone far too young to cancer? That’s just CRAP. Cancer sucks. Hard. If Cancer were a dude, I would kick it in the nads really hard. Stupid little mutant cells. You’re not even COOL mutants like the X-Men! You’re just mean and dumb and grow out of control and RUIN LIVES. Nobody is impressed by your rampant proliferation, Cancer. You think you’re all high and mighty, but you’re no super virus. Step back, loser disease, before I kick you again.
I hope you all will join me in sending loving, healing vibes to Chrissy and Brian. I hope you will also join me in sending angry, poisonous vibes to Cancer. Brian’s mom was Irish, so while googling some comforting words of wisdom, I found this gem on a website of Irish proverbs, “If God sends you down a stony path, may he give you strong shoes.” Praying that your shoes are sturdy. I love you both.
I think we all need to hold hands and kick cancer in the balls while singing Celine Dion songs. Even if cancer doesn’t have balls and can’t really be physically kicked, thinking about doing that makes me feel a little better. Cancer is terrible. It deserves Celine.
Sending hugs to Chrissy and Brian through space and time. I am so sad and sorry for your loss.
Can we say “Kachow!” when we kick it?
I loved it. I, for one want the song by Pink Floyd…”Wish you were here”.
Larry and I love the show “survivor”. Before every challenge, Jeff Probst
says”Come on in guys”….Larry wants that on a sign in his casket.
We still will have tears,with a side of laughter.
I love you Chrissy and Brian…no words, just love.
It’s so true. There’s something that happens when friends are in crisis that makes you want to cook for them. Even when my friends are sick or injured my first instinct is to make them soup of some kind.
Love and hugs to you and Brian. It’s horrible and I can only imagine but then seeing a loved one suffer is just as bad if not worse.
Thanks Ash. It’s been a long road. But we’re making it through together.
What a great post and such wonderful thoughts. You are lucky to have each other as friends. Thoughts and prayers.
Thank you so much. (It’s pretty great to have a bff like Katie isn’t it?)
Well said. Our thoughts and prayers are with Brian and Chrissy.
Katie, thank you so much for posting this week, for your kind words, for everything. You’re my person and I <3 you.