Dear Santa, All I Want for Christmas… (With Pictures!)

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While Tweeting with Pesky Pippi (I know, it’s like we were destined to be friends) last night, I got a brilliant idea. Who needs to hint around the Christmas bush? Here’s my “Dear Santa” list.

Yes, I’m a greedy asshole who made a Christmas list last night. I worked really hard on it, too. So Santa, buddy… I’ll take the following AWESOME items:

  • Munchkin Christmas Edition?! 3 different bonus packs?! Yes. Yes. and Yes. Available for under $10 each on Amazon
  • A Harry Potter Light Switch decal (Because I’m a complete nerd and sometimes I need a little pick-me-up), available from Etsy for only $9.99
  • The Grammar Pack (The low price of $40 for 5 posters of Grammar Nazi joy on The Oatmeal)
  • A holiday cheese dish towel, available from Zazzle for only $17.55 (get it? The Baby Cheeses?!?!?!)
  • A Middle Finger Key (only $8.95 from CoolMaterial)
  • ANYTHING from ThisiswhyImBroke.

Munchkin Christmas Game

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the lights

 

The Oatmeal Grammar Pack

 

Middle FInger Key Cool Gift ideas

 

Holiday Cheese Dish Towel

Now, while you all think I just made a greedy ass Christmas list (totally under $100 for anyone not in the mood to do math)…I also showed you some really cool websites where you can find crazy unique gifts for the people you love. You know, if you’re into the whole buying people stuff for Christmas or birthdays or something.

I’d like to say that I’m going to make Christmas presents…but the last time I did that, I was up until midnight on Christmas Eve cutting myself with roller blades and tying fleece knots and wrapping presents. No thank you.

Do  I really want these things? Maybe. Do I really need any of these things? No. But if Santa were to wrap them up and put them under the tree or in my stocking, it’s not like I would, you know…complain or anything!

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7 Responses

  1. I love people who make lists. My family? They all say Ohhh don’t bother to get me anything. then on Christmas morning sad faces. Just tell me what you want , People!

    I must have that Harry Potter wall decal. I also want the semicolon poster because I always use them wrong. I never paid attention in grammar class which I am sure is obvious to you smart people.

    I have never heard of a cheese towel. A towel only for cheese? I am so uncultured. I have to check this stuff out.

    I am going to check out this is why I am broke right now.

  2. I HAVE to have the grammer posters and the key. My life would be complete. seriously… for like three seconds. But they would be beautiful seconds!

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