So Brian must really get sick of me asking him…Every single time….if I can write about something that he says. And usually (especially when it’s REALLY good stuff) he says no. And then I am stuck giving you less than funny conversations that happen.
But seriously, we have ridiculous conversations. Ridiculously AWESOME conversations. We talk seriously in knock knock jokes…case in point:
As we’re going to bed…Brian: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me:I don’t know, Brian, why? Brian: To get to the lunatic’s house. Me: I don’t get it. Brian: Knock Knock? Me: Who’s there? Brian: Chicken!
It took me a while to get it.Me: Very funny, BRIAN.
And then I laughed for real, because it was actually kind of funny.Me: Why did the chicken cross the road? Brian: I don’t know…why? Me: To show the raccoon, the possum, and the fox that it can be done! Brian: Knock Knock. Me: Who’s there? Brian: Interrupting cow. Me: Interr… Brian: MOO! Me: Knock Knock. Brian: Who’s There? Me: Banana. Brian: Banana who? Me: Knock Knock? Brian: Orange, right? Orange you glad right? Me: You’re cheating! Me: Knock Knock. Brian: Who’s there? Me: Gorilla. Brian: Gorilla who? Me: Gorilla my dreams! I love you! Except that really you should be saying this to me. Brian: But you’re not the gorilla of my dreams… Me: GIRL of your dreams, BRIAN. GIRL. UGH! Brian: Cow walks into a bar. The bartender says, “we don’t serve food here.” Me: Brian walks into a bar… Me: Chrissy ducks. Brian: That doesn’t sound right… Brian: Two droids walk into the bar. The bartender says, “we don’t serve your kind here.” Me: That’s not funny. Brian: Oh. Actually that’s just a Star Wars quote.
And then I laugh hysterically, because his delivery was hilarious.Me: Remind me to write about that… Brian: People aren’t going to think it’s as funny as you do. Me: Yes they will. It was really funny.
The next day…Me: What was it that you said that wasn’t funny at all? Brian: Two droids walk into a bar. The bartender says we don’t serve your kind here. And then I told you it was a Star Wars quote. Me: That’s not very funny. Brian: Which is probably why you JUST asked me for the thing I told you last night that wasn’t funny. Me: But I thought it was funny last night. Brian: But you were expecting it today.
What about you guys? What weird things do you talk about or do with your significant other?