So Brian must really get sick of me asking him…Every single time….if I can write about something that he says. And usually (especially when it’s REALLY good stuff) he says no. And then I am stuck giving you less than funny conversations that happen.
But seriously, we have ridiculous conversations. Ridiculously AWESOME conversations. We talk seriously in knock knock jokes…case in point:
As we’re going to bed…
Brian: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me:I don’t know, Brian, why? Brian: To get to the lunatic’s house. Me: I don’t get it. Brian: Knock Knock? Me: Who’s there? Brian: Chicken!It took me a while to get it.
Me: Very funny, BRIAN.And then I laughed for real, because it was actually kind of funny.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road? Brian: I don’t know…why? Me: To show the raccoon, the possum, and the fox that it can be done! Brian: Knock Knock. Me: Who’s there? Brian: Interrupting cow. Me: Interr… Brian: MOO! Me: Knock Knock. Brian: Who’s There? Me: Banana. Brian: Banana who? Me: Knock Knock? Brian: Orange, right? Orange you glad right? Me: You’re cheating! Me: Knock Knock. Brian: Who’s there? Me: Gorilla. Brian: Gorilla who? Me: Gorilla my dreams! I love you! Except that really you should be saying this to me. Brian: But you’re not the gorilla of my dreams… Me: GIRL of your dreams, BRIAN. GIRL. UGH! Brian: Cow walks into a bar. The bartender says, “we don’t serve food here.” Me: Brian walks into a bar… Me: Chrissy ducks. Brian: That doesn’t sound right… Brian: Two droids walk into the bar. The bartender says, “we don’t serve your kind here.” Me: That’s not funny. Brian: Oh. Actually that’s just a Star Wars quote.And then I laugh hysterically, because his delivery was hilarious.
Me: Remind me to write about that… Brian: People aren’t going to think it’s as funny as you do. Me: Yes they will. It was really funny.The next day…
Me: What was it that you said that wasn’t funny at all? Brian: Two droids walk into a bar. The bartender says we don’t serve your kind here. And then I told you it was a Star Wars quote. Me: That’s not very funny. Brian: Which is probably why you JUST asked me for the thing I told you last night that wasn’t funny. Me: But I thought it was funny last night. Brian: But you were expecting it today.What about you guys? What weird things do you talk about or do with your significant other?
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*snickers* Moo!
lol. Yeah. It was a good one!
You should have stolen that dragon. It would have looked awesome next to your Valentine’s Day tree. Also, Brian seems pretty awesome. I think I have an Internet crush on him. He’s like a walking encyclopedia for knock-knock jokes and he finds cool things like sloth videos. He rocks!
He’s literally a walking encyclopedia. Like it’s crazy how smart he is. Katie thinks he is a robot. Another friend thinks he is an alien (for putting up with me)…I think the correct thing is that he is a robot alien.
Sometimes it doesn’t matter what you’re doing, as long as your with someone you can enjoy doing it with. Being silly and enjoying one anothers’ company trumps being serious all the time. Just my two cents. You and Brian are lucky!!
He would tell you that, yes, we are lucky…but only because we have the best couches in the whole world. He’s funny like that.