For those of you who don’t already know, Brian and I decided on a pet sloth, who we will name Ebenezer Sherlock Pip. So if, you hear about one for sale (preferably a baby sloth that is already house broken), let me know!
That being said, Brian continues to look for additional ideas for the future menagerie… He recently sent me an ad for a koala.
Brian, of course, pushed the issue later when he got home from work, stating that a koala would be such a great pet… “They’re so cute and cuddly!”
I looked at him, and said, “He would rape and kill Ebenezer. Do you really want that to happen?”
“Good point. Okay, no koala. Maybe there will be an after-Christmas sloth sale?”
So later this week, Brian sent me Sriracha lip balm (twice).
I told him that I would wear the lip balm, if he would be wearing Sriracha boxer briefs.
Not surprisingly, he said no. This may or may not have been the 3rd or 4th time I’ve brought these up. Even though he looooooves the Sriracha…he just won’t wear the cool underwear.
Have a great weekend!