Well, let’s start with a little something Brian did NOT share, but he certainly made his opinion known.
So Ash from That Ash Girl sent me this video. And it was the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. So watch it. Watch it now.
And I felt the need to show Brian, because it was (I repeat) the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
Here was the conversation that followed:
He never did respond to that…
Here’s the dog tag that we’ll get our future pup who will NOT be named Tebow.
More of Our Future Pets
The Lizard Attacking a Grape
Brian almost didn’t send this to me…but I was standing over his shoulder while he was trolling through Reddit. And when he watched this I said, “You better send that to me!” and of course, he did, because it would not have been nice if he did not. And then I would not have made him a delicious Irish Breakfast the next day with all the Irish meaty goodness and everything fried in the same pan, even the tomatoes and onions and eggs.
But he did send it, and so like I do on Sundays at Brian’s mom’s, I made an Irish Fry and it was delightful. Whoever invented Irish sausages (bangers, white pudding, and black pudding) should seriously win an award. It’s kind of funny because I eat all the delicious Irish food and drink tea with milk when I’m with Brian’s Irish family and they always forget that I’m Irish…and they say things like, “Are you sure you’re Polish and not Irish?” And then I tell them that I’m Polish AND Irish. And I love breakfast. And breakfast sausage. And tea kind of grew on me (though I still love me some coffee Monday-Friday and sometimes Saturday when I’m home with my Keurig and not at Brian’s mom’s house.)
Anyways…sorry for the LONG distracted ramble. (Not really.)
Pet Dolphins on Vacation in Florida
So, right after Christmas, Brian was talking to his dad about how he has several vacation days that he needs to use by February…And his dad was all, “You should come visit!” (Brian has made his way down to Florida during many a January/February to visit his dad & get some Vitamin D/warm weather…so this wasn’t a total out of the blue idea.)
Brian made the mistake of mentioning this to me…And I got so excited. I have a love affair with Florida that cannot be matched. (Obviously, we’re going. I mean…you get an idea into my head…and it sort of happens.) This will be my 8th trip to The Sunshine State. The 3rd in a 12 month period. Speaking of Florida, check out the article that Brian sent me about Disney World.
So Brian sent me this awesome picture of dolphins in Google Maps from Marco Island (where we’ll be going). My pet dolphins miss me. They want to play in the canals with us again! I just know it.
Our Pets: Baby Sloth and Baby Platypus
If you didn’t read my sonnet to Yelp, go do that now. I can wait…
OK, now, if you don’t know about our future pet sloth…you’ve got a lot of reading to catch up on.
Now that you’re on the same page as me… here are our future baby pets. Aren’t the sweet?
Random Internet Pictures and Obligatory Kitten gif
The Castle: Our Future Home
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