Every month, it’s the same emotional rollercoaster. And I’m sick of it.
Me: I hate being a girl.
*thinks some thoughts*
Me: But I love you.
*thinks some more thoughts*
Brian: mmhmm…
Me: You know what? If I were a boy, I would totally be gay with you.
Brian: no. I don’t think that’s how it works.
Me: Yes it is. What? You wouldn’t want to be gay with me?
Brian: No.
Me: So you’re saying if I was a boy, you wouldn’t still love me. That’s not very nice.
*he pats me on the head*
Brian: But you’re a girl, so it doesn’t matter.
Me: Yes it does! Ok, maybe not.
So there’s that.
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You kill me.
I try. Really Hard.
you are too cute
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This reminds me of a Korean movie called Bungee Jumping of Their Own. In it a man’s girlfriend is reincarnated as a boy.
Creepy!