So you get pictures instead.
Pumpkin Carving 101…without direction… a photo shoot of model pumpkins
Getting Ready for the Halloween Party!
This one is going to have 3 little faces drawn on the small pumpkins and they will be on a skewer going into the big mouth
This one has little wrinkle lines that will shine through when lit…
This is Dexter. He is thinking to himself, “Crazy fucking humans.”
My work station
Carving the Evil Piranha Pumpkins–not my best angle…
“Stupid humans. That’s food.” (Right before he got up and started eating the innerts)
My work of art. This year’s “Chrissy is sick and twisted” pumpkin. If there’s time, I’ll carve more crazy pumpkins!
One more look at my work of art
The work of my awesome roommates
My roommate Anna’s work of art…This one drew blood. They say once a pumpkin tastes human blood…
My other roommate’s pumpkin. This one is still in a process, it’s going to have a baby pumpkin hanging from the top like a deep sea fish.
Family Photo…
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PLEASE post pictures when they all lit up!
Will do!
I LOVE the sick and twisted pumpkin! Awesome.
Thanks!
I adore the crap out of those weirdo pumpkins! Way to go!
I can’t carve pumpkins this year as we discovered in the spring that in addition to, ya know, everything else, Ry is allergic to squash, but I’m considering springing for an out-of-season watermelon…
Thanks! (I’ve seen some really cool carved watermelons… Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles anyone?)
You guys are like pumpkin carving masters! Nice job! Can’t wait to see them lit up.
Thanks! Working on spiderwebbing today… Things are gonna get CRAAAAAZY