Did you know people send prayers out into the universe via The Google?
Do you know how I knew that?
Because their prayers come to me.
I’ve decided to take it upon myself to send those prayers up to the big guy. We have a history, you know. I would pray for things. He would give them to me. And it would take three months for me to figure it the fuck out. Like my first period.
one day god will answer my prayers
I’ll send him a message for you.
She Works Hard for the Money
Someone help this lady help her friend. She just works too damn hard.
good please pray this woman gets of my friends back she works way toi hard for this shit
There was a little spelling mishap, so she tried again.
good please pray this woman gets of my friends back she works way too hard for this shit
I think she still missed one. No big deal. You guys, will help her, right?
They Really Need Their Period
Whether they don’t want an unplanned pregnancy or they’re dying to join their friends in riding the cotton pony — damn, that’s my new favorite phrase — help these ladies out and say a little prayer for them.
prayer to get your period
prayer to get my period
thoughts & prayers to make my period come
Oh thank God. She got her period!
after i prayed i found out i was in my period so was my prayer accepted
This girl is still waiting.
i still pray for my first periods but i dont have them
Sweetheart, you can always pray. I promise.
when should i assume i can’t pray when i’m on my period
This one is blaming her period on not praying…
missed prayer and got period
Well, when you’re looking for period prayers, you know where to go.
His Girlfriend Needs Your Prayers
He knows he got a good one. Can we pray that she sticks around?
pray for your girlfriend that you have now
The Mother’s Curse
Ah, the mother’s curse. My grandma wished it upon my mom, and my mom wished it upon me. Can you even handle another Chrissy is this world? Let’s pray for all the mothers who end up with daughters headstrong and brave, just like them.
remember what you were like and pray for your children that’s just like you
In the End it’s all What You Believe
just believe your prayers are answered
That’s right, my friends, just believe. And if you’re a believer, go ahead and help my search term visitors with their praying.
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