Wedding bloopers: The funniest pics from our wedding day

Three years ago today, my house was filling up with my bridal party and family. We were doing all the things you do before your wedding, like slamming bagels and shmear, drinking champagne, and hurriedly trying to get last-minute details nailed down as Brian snuck out to escape the insanity.

Three years ago, I married the best partner in the history of ever in a cheese-themed wedding with a ginormous bridal party and an epic dance-a-thon.

And now, three years later, I feel it’s only right and fair to share the best photos from the entire shindig. The funniest photos from our wedding. The wedding bloopers. Clearly, my favorite photos.

Getting ready

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Mama Bear wanted me to make a pretty face, but I just wanted to make her laugh. Mission unsuccessful. I’ll try again later.
hilarious professional wedding photos  mom and daughter
Nope, she still wanted to kill me.
funny professional wedding photos Chrissy and her mom making faces at each other
I love you, Mama!
hilarious professional wedding photos  - sloth pajamas
I think I should bring these sloth jams, just in case I need a change of clothes. What do you think?
hilarious professional wedding photos  best friends flipping each other off
Classic Katie and Chrissy

Formal wedding portraits

hilarious professional wedding photos  you're a tiger.
Photographer: You’re a tiger!
Brian: Obviously. Brian’s brother: No.


hilarious professional wedding photos  jump in my arms
Quick! Jump in my arms, despite the fact that I am still getting over a back injury.
hilarious professional wedding photos  dresses stuck together
Uhhh, Chrissy, I’m stuck!
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I don’t think I can get it. We need help.
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Brooke legit saved the day.

The ceremony

I literally laughed throughout the entire thing. It wasn’t the worst thing I’ve ever done.

hilarious professional wedding photos  laughing throughout the ceremony
This might be where Q, our officiant made a joke about Christmas trees.
hilarious professional wedding photos  laughing throughout the ceremony
Or maybe it was here…
hilarious professional wedding photos  laughing throughout the ceremony
This was definitely after I skipped past half the vows and just shouted: “I do!”

The dinosaur

No captions necessary.

hilarious professional wedding photos  at a playground
hilarious professional wedding photos  at a playground
hilarious professional wedding photos  at a playground
hilarious professional wedding photos  at a playground
hilarious professional wedding photos  at a playground

Cocktail hour

hilarious professional wedding photos  glaring at an appetizer instead of smiling
This may be my favorite photo from the whole wedding. Me, staring longingly at my bacon-wrapped date while hugging Brian’s cousin.
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My parents are legit the cutest.

Cutting the cheese

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The rind was SO HARD to cut into, I laughed the whole time
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No, I’m not choking. And the cheese was delicious. I was probably still laughing.
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Everyone is watching me eat cheese. This is amazing.

Time after time

Katie and I have danced the Romy and Michelle dance at every wedding we’ve ever been to together. So I made it an official bridal party dance. It started with Katie, TBCIII and me, and then everyone else joined in. And it was epic.

hilarious professional wedding photos: Dancing to Time After Time from Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
hilarious professional wedding photos: Dancing to Time After Time from Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
hilarious professional wedding photos: Dancing to Time After Time from Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
hilarious professional wedding photos: Dancing to Time After Time from Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion

Dance party

hilarious professional wedding photos: Candid dancing photos
Go away, new husband. Gotta dance with my APO brother and mentor.
hilarious professional wedding photos: Candid dancing photos
There are at least 7 photos of me hiking my dress above my knees because my dress was too long.
hilarious professional wedding photos: Candid dancing photos
Bat dress
hilarious professional wedding photos: Candid dancing photos
Probably Livin on a Prayer. Probably.
hilarious professional wedding photos: Candid dancing photos
Definitely Paradise by the Dashboard Lights
hilarious professional wedding photos: Candid dancing photos
And scene.

Our wedding was a blur, but this life we’ve made together hasn’t been. I will continue to soak in all the beauty, magic, and joy that Brian brings to my world and celebrate every day like it’s our anniversary.

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Marriage advice from a newlywed

So I’ve been thinking. How long do you get to consider yourself a newlywed? Since Brian and I have been married for exactly 365 days (tomorrow is our anniversary), I’m wondering if I can still consider myself a newlywed?

Well, regardless, I thought it was important to impart some very necessary wisdom about marriage that I’ve discovered in the last 12 months of wedded bliss.

Marriage is not work. I don’t care what anyone says. Maybe I’m lucky. Maybe I found the one person in this world who doesn’t drive me quite as crazy as everyone else. Maybe I’m still in the honeymoon phase. Maybe we don’t have children or money problems, which tend to be the heaviest weights on marriages according to a bunch of studies I don’t feel like looking up. But I definitely work harder to keep my laundry clean than I do to stay happy in my relationship with Brian. Thankfully, Brian’s been especially helpful with the laundry.

black and white wedding photo Eskimo kiss

Play is not just for children. It’s so important to have fun in a marriage. Whether we’re going on one of the crazy dates from our date jar, cooking together in the kitchen, putting together furniture, testing out a new game from our massive board game collection, or playing around at the park, our relationship is playful, and laughter is a cornerstone.

bride and groom sitting on a playground dinosaur eating the bridal bouquet

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. If you were following me on social media this summer, you know that I was jetsetting all over the country. From Vegas to Orlando and Boston to Birmingham, I trekked far and wide for work and play. Brian only joined me on the road trips (our kitschy cheese tour of Wisconsin and our annual pilgrimage to stalk Wil Wheaton at Gen Con). But everytime I came home, Brian was at the airport to retrieve me, regardless of what ungodly hour my flights arrived.

Supporting and encouraging each other is one of the greatest gifts you can give. I know I’m lucky to have such a strong group of friends and an amazing family that loves and supports me in everything I do. But Brian pushes me to do the scary things. To take the big leaps. He helps me remember what’s important. And what’s not. And every day, he encourages me to follow my dreams.

bride and groom cutting the top of the cheese wheel wedding cake

Communication requires patience, listening, and the occasional knock knock joke.  Not that Brian or I have ever had a problem communicating with each other. If I told you we don’t fight, you’d laugh and call, “Bullshit.” Or, worse, you’d think there was something immeasurably wrong with our relationship. They must sweep shit under the rug. Bet there’s a ton of unresolved resentment hiding underneath their smiles. And yet, I’m living proof that talking things through when you’re both calmly listening to each other…that’s how compromise happens. And that’s how you can both be satisfied with the results. And really, a good joke is almost always appropriate.

bride laughing during wedding ceremony

Making a cheese platter can relieve stress. I’m not sure this is marriage advice per-say, but it’s sage wisdom nonetheless. Whenever I had a crappy day, Brian would send me flowers…and then I’d come home and make a cheese board. And everything would suddenly seem brighter. Not sure whether it was the flowers or the cheese. But you know. Joy.

Cheese wheel wedding cake

There’s no such thing as the perfect man. But if there was, his name would be Brian…and he would be married to me.

groom with his back to the bride during first look

Happy anniversary to the kindest, smartest, and best partner a girl could ask for. This life that we’ve built together is my favorite place to be.

bride and groom kissing behind huge bridal bouquet

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