Does it count as sexual harassment if I was a t-rex?

The other day, I went bowling in my t-rex costume (as one does, right?). It was a birthday party with a suits theme. So I wore my dino suit over my bathing suit (it sure does get hot in there, guys!), and trekked to a local bowling establishment.

View from inside: A selfie from the mouth of the t-rex suit.

View from inside: A selfie from the mouth of the t-rex suit.

And while I was standing in the bowling alley (they are not designed for t-rexes, you guys), I realized that I was taking up more than my fair share of space. In fact, I found myself regularly apologizing for my tail whacking someone or my head knocking on the people in the next lane over from us. It was rough being the biggest girl in the place.

But when I moved out of the way for a group of young “gentlemen” entering the alley and passing our lane, I was shocked and dismayed to discover that a stranger slapped my t-rex ass!

Now, I know that this is actually a serious topic. I have my own stories of harassment and violation, but I had to laugh at the ridiculousness that happened. You can’t see the person inside the costume, so the guy had no idea whether it was a woman or man inside the suit…and I’d really like to have seen that dude’s — a guy in his early to mid-twenties — reaction when a buxom lady in her cough thirties jumped out of the suit to kick his ass. But meh. It was more humorous than anything else.

T-rex costume reaches for a ball at the bowling alley

Anyways, I went and made a video of my adventures, so I’d love to share it with you. Enjoy!

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Comments

  1. Sexysaurus, I guess?!

  2. That is a great T-Rex suit. Maybe that young man has a kind of kinky thing for large carnivorous reptiles. If so, he should avoid actual living Komodo Dragons.

  3. I bet picking the balls ups was a challenge with the small arms??

  4. Goodness, love the costume! You’d be fun to hang with.

  5. Very funny, I bet you had a great time.

  6. You’re a MUCH better bowler in your T-Rex suit (I so want one now!!!) (I think I need one, but my husband says nobody needs one. I’m trying to humor him.) than I am without a T-Rex suit!!!
    I don’t know if bowling is a sport or not, but if it is, it is yet another sport I suck at!
    Fun video!

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