Who Needs Big Brother When I’m Listening to Your Conversations?

I realize that I’m a total creeper. To be fair, you guys asked for more of these…so if you’re weirded out, you’ve only got yourself to blame. Except for the graphic. That was all me.

I'm always listening to conversations, and when I hear or see something noteworthy? I write it down.

My old company had a big ole corporate office that I almost never visited. I worked at a satellite office full of hipsters and people who didn’t seem to mind that I wore rainbow yoga pants to work. It was a comfortable place to be. In my last couple of months at the company, I was required to make my way to corporate on a weekly cadence. My teammates and I called it Mordor because a dark cloud seemed to loom over the long drive to the office.

One of the neat things about Mordor err…corporate was the miniature city within an office. When I realized I needed to buy tampons, I could just head to the convenience store inside the building. Which is exactly what I did on my last Mordor err…corporate day.

I walked into the shop, where a woman was sitting behind a register on the left side of the counter and a young man was standing behind the register on the right side. Another employee was walking back and forth through the store, and I made my way to the pharmacy aisle.

I grabbed a box of tampons, walked down the snack aisle, stared longingly at the box of Oreos that I opted not to purchase, and made my way to the cashier, a young gentleman in his late teens/early twenties. I thought to myself how far I’d come since my embarrassing first period, and how I didn’t give two shits that some dude had to pick up a box of tampons, look me in the eye, and ask if I needed anything else. If he did ask, I considered telling him to hold on a second, I needed some Midol – just for funsies, but he never gave me the chance. He scanned my tampons, and as I was punching in my phone number to the system, some other guy (my assumption is that he was the manager or supervisor) walked behind him.

This was the exchange that played out.

Cashier: K, I am not in the mood. I’m sick and don’t feel well.

Wait, what the fuck is going on? Where did that even come from? That guy never said anything.

Supervisor: I don’t give a shit.

Woah. Hostile much? Wait, these people are AT WORK. This is how they’re speaking to each other in front of customers. This is SO fucked up.

Cashier: Fuck this place.

Well, this is an interesting turn of events…I wonder if he’s going to…

The cashier reaches behind his neck, pulls off the lanyard he’s wearing, and drops his badge on the counter before I’ve had the chance to swipe my credit card.

Cashier: I quit. I’m done dealing with this bullshit. Have fun making deliveries today.

Did that seriously just happen?

Yep. Yes, it did. That guy just quit. While ringing up my tampons.

Me: Ummm…can someone complete my transaction?

The girl sitting down stood and moved toward the register I was at, and the previous cashier turned from the door before he left.

Cashier: A, I’m really sorry. I’m sick of this shit. I have to go.

That was fucking ridiculous.

The girl completed my transaction, and I went on my merry way. Furiously typing up the exchange in my “other people’s conversations” files, anxious to tell you about this insanely ridiculous story.

It seemed fitting that this happened on my last day at the central office, as I only had a few days left. I was glad I didn’t quit in anger like that guy, but it definitely added to the weirdness I felt about leaving.

Have you ever witnessed someone leave their job or have you quit in a rage? What is the craziest way in which you’ve left a job?

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Comments

  1. barbaramullenix says:

    I worked for my father for most of my adult life, so I would tell people that it was like working for the Mafia – he couldn’t fire me and I couldn’t quit! When he passed away, I was stuck with the company – all ups and downs of it. After 38 years, it’s finally coming to an end and I’m scared shitless – what am I going to do for income?!?!?!?!?

    • My parents owned a bar for the first 25 years of my life (and my father owned it for 4 years before I was born). We lost the bar in the 2008 crash, and it was terrifying. You rebuild from the rubble. You take the things you enjoy and the skills you’ve mastered and find something worthwhile to keep going. Good luck to you. I wish you nothing but joy and adventure as you move forward.

  2. When I left the phone company (the olden days), I had a countdown sign.It started at 30days. At 8 days I was forced to take it down. It was upsetting too many people. Not that I was leaving, that they weren’t.

  3. Dear lord, that was hilarious. And pretty badass of the cashier too. And the little voice I just heard from you, “Um? My tampons?” was the best.

  4. I went into a Wendys once and watched a girl get fired. She aparently showed up late too many times, and when she walked in her boss just was like, “get the hell out of here, you’re fired!” So unprofessional. I still won’t go back to that Wendy’s. It’s a shame when supervisors forget their employees have other things they’re dealing with, whether it be something at home, or just not feeling well. Plus retail is just the worst.

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