Confession Friday: I Don’t Have Time to Write! AKA I Spent My Time Carving Pumpkins

So you get pictures instead.

Pumpkin Carving 101…without direction… a photo shoot of model pumpkins

Pumpkins and Decorations Oh My!

Getting Ready for the Halloween Party!

The fist carved pumpkin

This one is going to have 3 little faces drawn on the small pumpkins and they will be on a skewer going into the big mouth

Carved Pumpkin 2

This one has little wrinkle lines that will shine through when lit…

Dog Watching Humans carve pumpkins

This is Dexter. He is thinking to himself, “Crazy fucking humans.”

More Pumpkin Carving

My work station

Carving Baby Pumpkins

Carving the Evil Piranha Pumpkins–not my best angle…

Dog watching humans carve pumpkins

“Stupid humans. That’s food.” (Right before he got up and started eating the innerts)

Attack of the Baby Pumpkins

My work of art. This year’s “Chrissy is sick and twisted” pumpkin. If there’s time, I’ll carve more crazy pumpkins!

baby Pumpkin piranhas

One more look at my work of art

More carved pumpkins

The work of my awesome roommates

Bad Ass Pumpkin

My roommate Anna’s work of art…This one drew blood. They say once a pumpkin tastes human blood…

Deep Sea Pumpkin

My other roommate’s pumpkin. This one is still in a process, it’s going to have a baby pumpkin hanging from the top like a deep sea fish.

 

Pumpkin Family

Family Photo…

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Comments

  1. PLEASE post pictures when they all lit up!

  2. I LOVE the sick and twisted pumpkin! Awesome.

  3. I adore the crap out of those weirdo pumpkins! Way to go!

    I can’t carve pumpkins this year as we discovered in the spring that in addition to, ya know, everything else, Ry is allergic to squash, but I’m considering springing for an out-of-season watermelon…

  4. It's A Dome Life says:

    You guys are like pumpkin carving masters! Nice job! Can’t wait to see them lit up.

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